I don’t know about you, but when I want articles on women that read like bitter Summer’s Eve scripts, I turn to Newsweek. Under the editorial control of Tina Brown, the rice paper magazine barely struggles against its bias towards conservative women to view them with anything other than contempt.
Check out Newsweek’s latest cover, which they happily Tweeted out minutes ago:
When your premise is an unflattering photo (and if you don’t have them you’re a liar or Miranda Kerr) to sell your bias, you just might be a chauvinist.
So because Brown thinks bad images are fair game, let’s have fun with an image of her, taken from MSNBC. Bragging rights, kudos, and hopenchange to the pithiest commenter who can best CAPTION THIS:
Jazz hands! The kids sure as hell are not all right!
Winners announced by 5pm central TOMORROW.
Good luck!
FLASHBACK: Brown says GOP are suicide bombers.
*UPDATE! WINNERS! That was 5 p.m. west coast time, natch.
FIRST PLACE:
SECOND PLACE:
auntnoree:
Look Journalism! NO HANDS!!!
THIRD PLACE:
TexasTiger:
“No coffee, Joe. I start my day with Zoloft and Zima!”
εδ:
The Chris Matthews contagion – Tina gets a thrill up her leg
HONARABLE MENTION, PHYLLIS DILLER EDITION (there were several. WOW. I didn’t see it until now):
MrWock:
Tina Brown + Barry Diller = Phyllis Diller
OTHER HONORABLE MENTIONS:
nolotrippen:
My brain cells are this far apart.
antiboohooma:
I’m so popular at the leftist elite parties, I’m the editor of “Newspeak!”
R_Swift:
I graduated from the Liberal School of Mime!
Some day we’ll get a Soros sugar daddy and have funding to issue prizes. At the moment, the prize is simply the knowledge that you’re wittier than your progressive counterparts. Thanks for playing.
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