World's Greatest Everything Winds Up, Misses Plate By a Mile

Here’s the Punahou Kid — an unequaled combination of Pericles of Athens and Oscar Robertson — tossing out the first pitch yesterday at the Washington Nationals’ home opener. The former South Sider also tells the world who his favorite Chicago White Sox players are.

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No comment necessary at this end. Over to you to make the call. For extra credit, compare and contrast:

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