Sunday Morning Services: One Year On, President Obama Still Can't Find a Church

More than a year after he arrived in Washington, President Obama, amazingly, has not yet been able to find a church. You really can’t make this stuff up. From ABC News:

Obama quit Chicago’s embattled Trinity United Church of Christ months before taking office in 2008 and has not formally joined a new one in his new hometown.

But sources familiar with the president’s personal life say Obama remains a faithful Christian while in the White House, practicing his beliefs regularly in private with family and the aid of his BlackBerry.

Four questions: 1) What’s so hard about finding a church?

2) How do you worship God with the aid of your BlackBerry?

3) Does Obama have the Deity’s private email or IM handle?

4) Does God have his?

Then again, maybe the reason he hasn’t found a church is that he’s having a hard time finding a speaker as imbued with the true spirit of Christianity as the Rev. Jeremiah Wright. After all, it’s pretty hard to top this message of love:

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Let’s have your thoughts.