So, just about every single day I get a slew of emails from a dude named Doug Stauffer, from Media Matters. The emails are press releases – 99% of them devoted to Fox News. I’m sure some of you get them too. Now, the obsession would be hilarious, if it wasn’t so all-consuming for the poor goof. And it made me wonder, what it must be like to have a job where all you do all day is alternate between watching a news network, and fulminating over watching a news network? That can’t be a life, can it? I mean, if I had that job, I would probably cry myself to sleep every night, with or without a shorty robe. Anyway, I’ve tried to imagine a typical day at Media Matters – which you’ll find below in our latest installment of Red Eye Robot Theatre: