Lol, just kidding. Here are some pictures of the actual event.
Serial online abuser Randi Harper, a particularly ironic supporter of the event, spent much of her time anxiously glancing at other people’s phones, looking for GamerGate-supporting spies. One nefarious troll decided to exploit this, with flawless success.
In other news, mad social justice warrior Brianna Wu thinks I’m at SXSW (I’m in Alaska, dummy!) and is very, very concerned.
I can still strike fear into the hearts of SJWs, even when I’m four thousand miles away!
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