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Only “furious moronic c**ts” liked Ricky Gervais’s Golden Globes set, declares the worst article ever written by a comic in the history of comedy or journalism.

Prince Harry and his Hollywood wife Meghan have announced they are to “transition” to a “progressive new role” in 2020.

If there’s one lesson we on the freedom side of the argument can learn from Ricky Gervais’s superb, heroic, life-affirming performance roasting the Wankerati at the Golden Globes, it’s never, ever, ever apologise; always double down.

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) tweeted a few of its favorite “Thanksgiving conversation starters” on the eve of Thanksgiving, suggesting that woke leftists open up discussions by clarifying their preferred pronouns.

In 1991, you know, when music was still sexy and fun, the AMAs drew … 34.4 million viewers.

The 2019 reboot/sequel of “Charlie’s Angels” just opened to a catastrophic $8 million, making it the fifth man-hating, woketard franchise to get wiped out at the box office.

“No Time to Die” is pretending to be the first Bond woman with strong female characters. That is such a lie.

Sarah Connor no longer needs a man. Se’s killing Terminators all on her own by brandishing a gun and a vagina.

Double Tap bravely hands the movie over to Harrelson’s unapologetic redneck Tallahassee, and pits this wonderfully-realized character right up against a commune of woke hipsters.

Other than desperation to revive the golden franchise goose, what is sorely missing from Terminator: Dark Fate, is an overall sense of purpose, a reason for being.

Critiques of leftism from Kanye West and Dave Chappelle offer glimpses of growing rejection of “woke” culture, estimated TPUSA’s Alex Clark.

John Legend rewrote Frank Loesser’s Oscar-winning song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” so it is now woke and pro-abortion.

Former President Barack Obama derided the political left’s woke purists and the overall cancel culture during a talk Tuesday at the Obama Foundation Summit in Chicago, Illinois.

Honestly, how much are you looking forward to this next Marvel phase, which is going to feature all the same ole-same ole, but fill it with woketardery?

Princess Pushy — aka former Suits actress Meghan Markle; aka the current Duchess of Sussex; aka Prince Harry’s missus — has been telling anyone who’ll listen how tough it is being a member of Britain’s Royal Family.

Ann Coulter warned during an appearance on Breitbart News Tonight that Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) will go full woke if she becomes president, throwing her promises to take on Wall Street out the window and instead going “pedal to the metal on transgenders.”

My personal belief is that all those woketard hot takes were inspired by only one thing: the movie daring to put RESIST signs in the hands of Joker’s anarchist followers.

This moron at CNN who declared Joker “an insidious validation of the white-male resentment that helped bring President Donald Trump to power” might win the award for the most shallow hot take ever.

Joker warns us of what happens when a society is stupid enough to allow the government to control health care, warns us that what the government giveth, the government can also taketh away.

Veteran actor-comedian Eddie Murphy is the latest comic to take a stand against cancel culture, suggesting that he doesn’t want to apologize for what he says when he returns to stand-up comedy in a tour scheduled for next year.

If Wokesters actually were who they say they are, if they actually stood for what they say they stand for, they should be apoplectic over Cherokee Warren.

Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is engulfed in a blackface scandal, a stark contrast to the “woke” persona he spent years crafting.

Twitter has suspended the parody account of Titania McGrath for seven days for her pretend-aggressive attack on another Twitter parodist.

A series of websites meant to cater to young followers of the Muslim faith which promoted modern, progressive ideas have been revealed as being secretly funded by the British government.

Bill Burr has grabbed the free speech baton from Chappelle and is running kist as effectively with it, but in a much different way.

Dave Chappelle’s brilliant new Netflix special has only been out a few days but the Woke Gestapo are already about one hot take away from declaring Chappelle a black white-supremacist.

Chappelle doesn’t just free himself by doing what he is supposed to do, he also liberates himself by REFUSING to do what he IS  supposed to do…

Oddly enough, though, no one among those in the esteemed, unbiased, and not-at-all left-wing media, are chastising Chappelle for mocking white opioid addicts.

A supposed news site geared toward young Muslims in the U.K. is actually an undercover counter-terrorism program funded by the British government, according to reports. The Facebook page, “Woke,” describes itself as a “diverse social news platform” focusing on “what it means to be Muslim today.”

What was Annapurna thinking? If “Star Wars” couldn’t survive its Wokeness, what made them think people would pay money for this crap? 

The franchise is in serious trouble, not only at the box office, but at what has always been the most lucrative and no-brainer part of the Star Wars brand — toys.

Spike Lee did the right thing standing up Nate Parker, standing up to these hideous wokesters, and I salute him for that.

It’s not DiCaprio’s responsibility to do anything other than to guide his own career in a way that will leave behind the greatest legacy of work possible. He’s not a social worker, he’s an artist with a goal and the God-given right to live his life however he chooses.

There will be a Black Panther sequel, a third Guardians of the Galaxy, and more Captain Marvel, but only if star Brie Larson is able to remove that six-foot steel pole from her rather flat backside.

What, you mean Americans aren’t interesting in paying $12 for a Stuber lecture about the dangers of toxic masculinity? Go on!

Gender quotas on company boards are an expensive waste of money, a study has confirmed. At least they are if you’re old fashioned enough to believe that a company’s purpose is to generate shareholder value.