Star Wars

Actor Pedro Pascal has been replying to comments on a virtue-signaling, pro-transgender Instagram post, informing fans that he is pleased to hear they are unfollowing him.

Disney’s Lucasfilm boss Kathleen Kennedy is readying to step down and leave the smoking ruin of the Star Wars franchise behind while she heads for retirement, multiple reports Monday claimed.

Skeleton Crew, the latest Star Wars streaming series from Disney, is the grooming syndicate’s biggest failure yet.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate has so woke-raped “Star Wars,” it’s latest streaming series, “Skeleton Crew,” flopped without making a sound.

Some fans were shocked upon seeing the unhinged, anti-Trump diatribe delivered by “Star Wars” star Mark Hamill who went into a spittle-specked rage over Trump while defiantly claiming he does not care how many fans he upsets with his hate for the President-elect.

A high-ranking executive for the Walt Disney Company has offered an explanation why the woke Disney+ “Star Wars” spin-off series “The Acolyte” was cancelled after just one season, saying the show didn’t perform well enough to justify its cost — which one estimate put close to a quarter of a billion dollars.

The Disney+ streaming service is reportedly facing an exodus of advertisers from its ad-supported tier after subscriptions failed to meet expectations and several high-profile “Star Wars” and other Lucasfilm series flopped with viewers.

Outgoing Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) — a member of the far-left “Squad” — is demanding that the next “Star Wars” movie features a black Jedi lead character, saying he will refuse to watch and will even denounce the movie franchise if his demand isn’t met.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate has been forced to cancel another “Star Wars” movie and replace it with “Ice Age 6.”

A transgender woman (i.e., a man) named “Sister” who wears armor painted in the colors of the trans flag is the latest stormtrooper added to the increasingly insufferable and stupid “Star Wars” universe.

James Earl Jones — the illustrious actor with a universally recognized baritone voice who starred in numerous movies and stage productions but who will forever be known as the voice of Darth Vader in the “Star Wars” movies — has died, according to multiple reports. He was 93.

Amandla Stenberg, who rose to prominence on the The Acolyte, said vitriolic and hateful Star Wars fans were responsible for the show’s demise. 

I know, I know, who could’ve ever guessed that the “gayest Star Wars yet” would fail to find an audience—you know, other than every Normal Person on the planet.  

Through obnoxious politicking, ham-fisted lectures, smug girlbosses, child-grooming, and a demonic desire to tear down everything that made Star Wars and Marvel cultural phenomenons, Disney has destroyed what were once golden goose franchises that could do no wrong.

Nolte: Lucasfilm chiefstress Kathleen “Franchise Killer” Kennedy is ready to retire but wants to go out on a win, a report says.

Oh noes, does this mean two hairy guys won’t be necking like we saw in that hideous flop The Eternals?

Entrepreneur Elon Musk took a swipe at Disney’s failing “Star Wars” universe of programs and said that the “woke propaganda” the Mouse House is pushing is more “deadly” than the Death Star to the film series.

Leslye Headland, former assistant to convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein and showrunner for Disney’s The Acolyte, is walking back the viral interview moment where she agreed the series is “the gayest Star Wars” ever.

Leslye Headland, creator of the new Disney+ series The Acolyte, says it’s “really reductive” to label an all-female witch coven as lesbians and urges viewers to pay more attention to the story.

Actress Amandla Stenberg — star of Disney’s lesbian witch-focused Star Wars series, “The Acolyte” — posted a music video attacking “racists” and lamenting how much oppression she has experienced in the past 400 years.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate’s latest piece of “Star Wars” gay fanfic has hit a new record low, breaking one previously held by itself.

Nolte: Disney’s “The Acolyte” is hated by Normal People more than any other “Star Wars” streaming series on Disney+.

Doctor Who, which streams exclusively on Disney+, has aired its title character’s first gay kiss shortly after Bob Iger told worried investors that the company would dial back its extreme woke messaging.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate is proud to announce — during Pride Month — that the latest Disney+ streaming series, The Acolyte, is the “gayest Star Wars yet.”

The creator of the new Disney+ series “The Acolyte” has issued a stern warning to “Star Wars” fanboys who engage in wrongthink, saying anyone who engages in what she calls “bigotry, racism, or hate speech” isn’t a real fan.

Nolte: Disney’s Lucasfilm Princess Kathleen Kennedy appears to already be blaming her next Star Wars flop on male Star Wars fans.

LucasFilm head Kathleen Kennedy discussed some of the fan backlash against “Star Wars” in recent years, saying that some of the women directors who have helmed projects face attacks from segments of its “male dominated” fanbase.

Google’s troubled AI search tool reportedly claimed there are gay Star Wars characters called “Slurpy Faggi” and “Dr. Butto.” This adds to the list of the search giant’s insane responses, such as suggesting pregnant women smoke and you should add glue to pizza sauce to make the cheese stay on better.

Star Wars creator George Lucas is striking back against persistent attacks from leftists who say that his space opera is “racist” and anti-woman.

Disney’s new “Star Wars” series Tales of the Empire uses “they/them” pronouns to refer to a gender-ambiguous character that appears in the Disney+ animated show’s fifth episode.

Mark Hamill made a surprise visit to the White House press briefing room after meeting with President Joe Biden.

Per Forbes, “the total net profits from Disney’s five Star Wars movies [is] $1.2 billion which is $2.8 billion short of the purchase price of Lucasfilm.”

“Star Wars” child actor Jake Lloyd, who played Anakin Skywalker in the 1999 film, “Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace,” has reportedly entered a mental health facility following a psychotic break.

Actress Daisy Ridley has denied that Star Wars fans are sexist, saying in a recent interview that the whole media narrative of toxic Star Wars fandom has been “blown out of proportion.”

Two reports say the Disney Grooming Syndicate is finally dumping a couple of leading ladies we normal people rejected in droves long ago.