Star Wars

A transgender woman (i.e., a man) named “Sister” who wears armor painted in the colors of the trans flag is the latest stormtrooper added to the increasingly insufferable and stupid “Star Wars” universe.

Amandla Stenberg, who rose to prominence on the The Acolyte, said vitriolic and hateful Star Wars fans were responsible for the show’s demise. 

I know, I know, who could’ve ever guessed that the “gayest Star Wars yet” would fail to find an audience—you know, other than every Normal Person on the planet.  

Through obnoxious politicking, ham-fisted lectures, smug girlbosses, child-grooming, and a demonic desire to tear down everything that made Star Wars and Marvel cultural phenomenons, Disney has destroyed what were once golden goose franchises that could do no wrong.

Oh noes, does this mean two hairy guys won’t be necking like we saw in that hideous flop The Eternals?

Entrepreneur Elon Musk took a swipe at Disney’s failing “Star Wars” universe of programs and said that the “woke propaganda” the Mouse House is pushing is more “deadly” than the Death Star to the film series.

Leslye Headland, former assistant to convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein and showrunner for Disney’s The Acolyte, is walking back the viral interview moment where she agreed the series is “the gayest Star Wars” ever.

Actress Amandla Stenberg — star of Disney’s lesbian witch-focused Star Wars series, “The Acolyte” — posted a music video attacking “racists” and lamenting how much oppression she has experienced in the past 400 years.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate’s latest piece of “Star Wars” gay fanfic has hit a new record low, breaking one previously held by itself.

Nolte: Disney’s “The Acolyte” is hated by Normal People more than any other “Star Wars” streaming series on Disney+.

Doctor Who, which streams exclusively on Disney+, has aired its title character’s first gay kiss shortly after Bob Iger told worried investors that the company would dial back its extreme woke messaging.

The Disney Grooming Syndicate is proud to announce — during Pride Month — that the latest Disney+ streaming series, The Acolyte, is the “gayest Star Wars yet.”

The creator of the new Disney+ series “The Acolyte” has issued a stern warning to “Star Wars” fanboys who engage in wrongthink, saying anyone who engages in what she calls “bigotry, racism, or hate speech” isn’t a real fan.

Nolte: Disney’s Lucasfilm Princess Kathleen Kennedy appears to already be blaming her next Star Wars flop on male Star Wars fans.

LucasFilm head Kathleen Kennedy discussed some of the fan backlash against “Star Wars” in recent years, saying that some of the women directors who have helmed projects face attacks from segments of its “male dominated” fanbase.

Google’s troubled AI search tool reportedly claimed there are gay Star Wars characters called “Slurpy Faggi” and “Dr. Butto.” This adds to the list of the search giant’s insane responses, such as suggesting pregnant women smoke and you should add glue to pizza sauce to make the cheese stay on better.

Star Wars creator George Lucas is striking back against persistent attacks from leftists who say that his space opera is “racist” and anti-woman.

Disney’s new “Star Wars” series Tales of the Empire uses “they/them” pronouns to refer to a gender-ambiguous character that appears in the Disney+ animated show’s fifth episode.

Mark Hamill made a surprise visit to the White House press briefing room after meeting with President Joe Biden.

Per Forbes, “the total net profits from Disney’s five Star Wars movies [is] $1.2 billion which is $2.8 billion short of the purchase price of Lucasfilm.”

“Star Wars” child actor Jake Lloyd, who played Anakin Skywalker in the 1999 film, “Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace,” has reportedly entered a mental health facility following a psychotic break.

Actress Daisy Ridley has denied that Star Wars fans are sexist, saying in a recent interview that the whole media narrative of toxic Star Wars fandom has been “blown out of proportion.”

Two reports say the Disney Grooming Syndicate is finally dumping a couple of leading ladies we normal people rejected in droves long ago.

Four days into the new year the Disney Grooming Syndicate is already dealing with a crippling public relations disaster.

Nolte: Proving the Disney Grooming Syndicate will never change, the director of the next Star Wars has promised it will be a feminist movie.

The key takeaway from Disney’s SEC report is that the company is warning investors that its social goals are more important than profits.

Director Taika Waititi promises his upcoming Star Wars movie is “gonna piss people off” after he emasculated Thor in Thor: Love and Thunder.

It sounds like there’s only one Star Wars movie in the works with that Daisy Ridley chick no one likes.

Not a single Ahsoka clip put a single one of Dawson’s appealing qualities on display. It just looked like another one of Disney’s steaming piles of girlboss.

Disney is credibly accused of juicing viewership numbers for Ahsoka, the company’s latest piece of woke crap.

Nolte: Disgraced Disney CEO Bob Iger says he plans to cut down on Marvel and Star Wars content.

Let us list Kathleen Kennedy’s perfect, 100 percent failure rate.

Disney’s Star Wars has cast its first transgender actor in a major role, hiring British male-to-female YouTube personality Abigail Thorn for the role in the upcoming Disney+ series The Acolyte, according to multiple reports.

If Disney had just left the kids alone, the crumbling company would be in much better shape. It couldn’t do that, so I wish these monsters nothing

Actor Michael Shannon, who has now twice played “Superman” movie character General Zod, recently explained that he turned down a role in the “Star Wars” franchise because he doesn’t want to make “mindless entertainment.”

An ex-Disney worker in Florida is accused of recording an “upskirt” video of a woman at the Star-Wars themed shop where he was employed.