Rings of Power

Amazon’s woke “Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power” has experienced a dramatic fall-off in viewership following the recent debut of the second season, according to a new report.

PETA is demanding that Hollywood stop using live animals after a horse died on the set of the Amazon’s ‘Lord of the Rings’ series.

Amazon’s “The Rings of Power” series is doubling down on its wokeness by hiring an all-female directing team for season two, the filming of which is already underway in the U.K.

Bernard Hill, the actor who played King Théoden in Peter Jackson’s seminal The Lord of the Rings trilogy, has slammed Amazon’s controversial The Rings of Power series as a mere cash-grab, “not like the real thing”.

Tim Forte, an Amazon analyst, says he fell asleep while watching the company’s billion-dollar “Rings of Power” boondoggle.

So, because some of us found the first two episodes of Amazon’s dull, lifeless, tedious, self-righteous, and silly Rings of Power series dull, lifeless, tedious, self-righteous, and silly, Amazon says we’re racist.

The cast of Amazon’s “Rings of Power” has publicly denounced what it called “relentless racism” that has allegedly been directed at its BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, and People of Color) actors since the series went live last week.

Amazon has temporarily shut off user reviews for The Rings of Power on Prime Video, claiming to take this action so it can filter out “trolls” leaving negative comments about the new series.

Two of the stars of the new Amazon Prime prequel of famed author J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” saga claim that “artistic license” will “reinvigorate” the show with its woke casting of racial minorities.