VIDEO — ‘That’s a Problem’: 43 Monkeys Escape South Carolina Research Facility
Forty-three monkeys escaped from a research facility in Yemassee, South Carolina, on Wednesday and officials are working to recapture them.
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Longhorns Coach Jeff Banks Marries Ex-Stripper 3 Years After Monkey Bite Lawsuit
Texas Longhorns coach Jeff Banks and his stripper ex-girlfriend have tied the knot three years after being sued over a pet monkey bite.
VIDEO — ‘This Is Bananas’: Florida Monkey Sightings Have Neighbors on Edge
Numerous Florida residents in the Clermont and Groveland areas say they keep seeing monkeys roaming their neighborhoods.
Cats on Treadmills, Transgender Monkeys: 9 Craziest Items Found in Rand Paul’s ‘Festivus’ Government Waste Report
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) releases his annual “Festivus Report” every year, highlighting some of the most absolutely egregious forms of government waste that year.
Video Shows Woman Swipe Baby Monkey from Florida Pet Store
A woman was caught on surveillance camera stealing a baby marmoset monkey from a pet store in Homestead, Florida.
VIDEO: Pet Monkey Rips Oklahoma Neighbor’s Ear Like ‘Piece of Paper’
A pet monkey attacked a woman and left her with non-life threatening injuries on Sunday evening in Oklahoma when it showed up at her house.
Dallas Zoo’s Missing Monkeys Found in Abandoned House
Police in Dallas announced they discovered a pair of emperor tamarin monkeys, believed to have been “intentionally taken” from the Dallas Zoo on Monday, in an abandoned house.
1st U.S. Case of Monkeypox this Year Discovered in Massachusetts
The first American case of the rare virus monkeypox has been discovered in Massachusetts and may have originated in Canada.
‘Extreme Suffering:’ Animal Rights Group Accuses Elon Musk’s Neuralink of Horrific Treatment of Monkeys
An animal rights group is accusing Elon Musk’s Nueralink of subjecting monkeys to illegal mistreatment and “extreme suffering.” A complaint to be filed with the federal government by the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine alleges that in one case, a test monkey for Musk’s brain chip technology was found to be missing fingers and toes “possibly from self-mutilation or some other unspecified trauma.”
Kenya Airways Will Stop Flying Lab Monkeys After Philadelphia Accident
Kenya Airways says it plans to stop transporting monkeys on behalf of a Mauritius-based primate farm after a recent such shipment suffered an escape of four cynomolgus macaques while in transit in Pennsylvania to a U.S.-based laboratory that uses the
Truck Transporting About 100 Monkeys to Lab Crashes in PA, One Monkey Still Loose
A trailer transporting around 100 monkeys crashed in Pennsylvania on Friday which set four monkeys loose — one of which is still at large.
Exclusive: PETA on Fauci’s NIH – Cruel Animal Experiments ‘Have No Place in the Modern World’
PETA has been fighting to end using animals in experiements and has renewed its efforts in light of cruel treament of monkeys and beagles.
Watch: Coronavirus Prompts ‘Rival Gangs’ of Monkeys to Fight for Limited Tourist Food in Thailand
Hundreds of hungry monkeys were filmed fighting over one single banana in Thailand after the Chinese coronavirus pandemic caused a massive drop in the number of tourists who normally feed them.
Patton Oswalt Compares Trump White House to ‘Diarrhea Covered Monkeys on PCP’
Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt invoked a revolting analogy for the Trump White House, comparing it to “diarrhea-covered monkeys” on the hallucinogenic drug PCP
Chris Brown Charged with Monkey-Related Misdemeanors
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Chris Brown has been charged with monkey-related misdemeanors. The Los Angeles city attorney’s office confirms Thursday that the 29-year-old singer was charged last week with two counts stemming from his possession of a pet capuchin monkey without a permit.
