Insulate Britain

A senior officer within London’s police force has begged the UK public to refrain from taking the fight against climate crazy protesters into their own hands.

The UK government are pushing for new laws which will allow them to crack down on disruptive protests shortly after climate crazy activists caused fuel shortages in England.

Climate crazies in Germany have threatened to start cutting off oil and gas pipelines until the government acquiesces to the group’s green demands.

Six people have been arrested after Extinction Rebellion activists climbed onto an oil tanker in central London, police said Saturday.

A mother has been banned from driving after being convicted for using her car to attempt to “nudge” climate change protesters off the road.

Radical protestors have announced that they plan to block oil refineries to protest the UK’s use of fossil fuels, despite the energy crisis.

Climate activists on Wednesday blocked roads leading to Germany’s three biggest airports, gluing themselves to the ground.

Climate protesters have been accused of endangering human lives after they once again blocked motorways in Germany.

The British government has been at the forefront of the Build Back Better movement, with the pandemic being used to usher in a radical climate change agenda.

The co-extremist protest group ‘Insulate Britain’ has reportedly cost the British taxpayer £4.3 million in policing costs.

Climate crazies Extinction Rebellion have blockaded a number of Amazon warehouses in the UK on Black Friday, the company’s busiest day of the year.

Extinction Rebellion splinter group Insulate Britain has again indulged in fantastical delusions of significance, after comparing itself to American civil rights campaigner Martin Luther King Jr.

Nine eco-zealots from the Extinction Rebellion splitter group Insulate Britain have been jailed on Wednesday morning.

Over thirty eco-warriors are facing up to two years in prison for allegedly violating an injunction against disruptive motorway protests, the far-left Insulate Britain group has revealed.

Animal rights activists from an Extinction Rebellion splinter group have scaled a British government building to unfurl a banner reading, “Invest in a plant-based future”, demanding the UK convert to veganism and the end of subsidies for animal agriculture which they claim “is killing our planet”.

An Insulate Britain protester who glued his face to a road in London expressed instant regret, admitting it wasn’t one of his “better moves”.

A mother attempted to drive through a group of Insulate Britain activists blocking the road as she was driving her son to school.

Prince Charles should “stay out of politics”, said Nigel Farage after the heir to the throne expressed “understanding” for green activists.

Obviously this is a headline that could have been written any time in at least the last 30 years. But someone needs to remind the toxic, airheaded nincompoop that he doesn’t speak for all of us. And since no one is going to say this anywhere in the fawning, worthless and obsolete legacy media, I guess the job will have to fall to me…

Furious business owners and members of the public dragged eco-extremists protesters off the road on Wednesday during more disruptive demonstrations by Extinction Rebellion offshoot Insulate Britain.

“I haven’t eaten meat and fish on two days a week and I don’t eat dairy products on one day a week,” Charles said. “If more did that, you would reduce a lot of the pressure.”

Insulate Britain is reportedly planning to blackmail Boris Johnson with threats of unleashing “Hell” if the government fails to meet its demands.

Insulate Britain has claimed that Prime Minister Boris Johnson should be tried for treason for not reducing carbon emissions, with an insider from the eco-extremist group saying the are desperate to go to jail because they think it will force the government to change environmental laws.

Labour MP Khalid Mahmood has suggested that eco-extremist protesters from Insulate Britain do not get treated like terrorists because they are white and middle-class.

Journalist and Brexit leader Nigel Farage has branded eco-extremists Extinction Rebellion and its splinter group Insulate Britain “terrorists” who are willing to risk people’s lives for their cause.

Prime Minister Boris Johnson has branded eco-extremist group Insulate Britain “irresponsible crusties” for blocking roads in protest over climate change.

The spokesman for Insulate Britain has implied that any deaths caused by ambulances forced to wait in traffic because of one of his protests was like allowing soldiers in World War Two to die in order to keep secret from Nazi Germany that the UK had cracked the code for the Enigma machine, as he had seen in the 2014 film The Imitation Game.

‘Insulate Britain’ protesters have blocked major roads around London leading to 38 members of the group being arrested on Monday morning.

Insulate Britain spokesman Liam Norton has again evoked World War Two to describe his plight against uninsulated homes, this time comparing those sceptical of the eco-extremist group’s tactics to those who appeased Adolf Hitler in the 1930s.

Insulate Britain has once again blocked a major motorway outside of London on Wednesday, despite the government obtaining an injunction.

Climate extremist group Insulate Britain has defied a court order and blocked the M25 for the sixth time in two weeks, with its spokesman telling Britain to expect “wave after wave” of protesters willing to go to prison for home insulation.

Extinction Rebellion offshoot Insulate Britain has widened its disruptive tactics to other parts of England, this time blockading the Port of Dover and demanding a “Churchillian response” to alleged manmade climate change.

The spokesman for Insulate Britain has compared his eco-activists blocking traffic on some of Britain’s busiest roads to Winston Churchill and the handful of MPs who backed him in opposing Adolf Hitler in 1937.

Conservative MP Ben Bradley has said that eco-activists Insulate Britain “want locking up” for disrupting traffic on the M25, which was blamed for the serious injury of an elderly woman suffering from a stroke.

A man has claimed that his 74-year-old mother was paralysed due to late treatment for a stroke because he was stuck in traffic caused by an eco-extremist protest on Britain’s busiest motorway.

Police have been filmed protecting Insulate Britain climate activists from angry motorists as they blocked the M25 motorway once again.