Elmo

Fans slammed Larry David for beating “the shit out of Elmo.” The comedian was seen roughhousing with the Sesame Street Muppet, who made an appearance on the Today show on Thursday. “This is child abuse,” one social media user reacted.

“Sesame Street’s” Elmo performed a wellness check on social media, which resulted in thousands of responses from X/Twitter users expressing existential dread and despair, as well as lament over the economy and inflation in Joe Biden’s America.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on Tuesday responded to the Left’s latest attempts to vaccinate young children, blasting “Sesame Street” for patronizing parents and making the iconic muppet Elmo “aggressively advocate” for vaccinating young children with the Chinese coronavirus.

The famed Sesame Street character Elmo on Tuesday announced on social media that he, too, got vaccinated for the Chinese coronavirus, telling children “Elmo’s doctor said the vaccine would help keep Elmo healthy.”

A Michigan home inspector was allegedly caught on camera pleasuring himself with an Elmo doll while on the job.

CNN is teaming up with the perennial children’s program “Sesame Street” in a virtual town hall that will “address racism” in America in the wake of the police involved death of George Floyd.