Who Knew! No Women Have Penises, UK Prime Minister Confirms
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has confirmed that no women in fact have penises, in a political statement that will somehow manage to cause controversy.
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has confirmed that no women in fact have penises, in a political statement that will somehow manage to cause controversy.
Residents with a poor grasp of the English language trying to answer a convoluted question on gender identity may be to blame.
China encroaching on Taiwan, France undermining U.S. support in Europe, Pentagon secret intel leaks. But Biden is busy having fun in Ireland.
Britain’s Prince Harry will attend the coronation of King Charles III, though his wife Meghan will be left at home.
There is no hope of a trade deal between Britain and the United States happening before 2025, UK insiders have said.
More than 1,000 boat migrants reportedly landed in the UK last week, data released by the government has revealed.
Bomb threats ahead of President Joe Biden’s visit show that peace is “fragile” in post-Brexit Ireland, the UK’s Northern Ireland Secretary has said.
Britain’s government has reportedly scrapped plans to get rid of around 4,000 EU laws by the end of this year.
London’s police force has redeployed anti-terror officers to help monitor alleged misconduct, including racism and sexism, within the force.
The UK government “could” change the country’s laws to ban “transgender” males from women’s spaces, Britain’s EHRC has confirmed.
More than one in four Anglican churches are no longer holding regular Sunday services, a report on Tuesday has revealed.
The United Kingdom failed to tackle Muslim child rape gangs as a result of “political correctness”, the country’s Prime Minister has said.
Britain’s Labour Party is afraid of addressing Muslim child rape gangs for fear of being labelled racist, Suella Braverman has claimed.
Brexit champion Nigel Farage has branded Donald Trump’s indictment in New York an “appalling abuse of power”.
Russia cannot rebuild its “combat power” with fresh personnel alone, according to British intelligence, due to a lack of ammunition and equipment.
A senior member of Britain’s governing Conservative Party has dumped on Donald Trump supporters in the wake of his indictment, calling their “blind love” of the former president “frustrating”.
Research suggests a majority of English schools are not reliably informing parents when children change gender, and are requiring other pupils to go along with supposedly trans classmates’ gender swaps.
The victim of a Muslim child rape gang has been awarded a six-figure sum by a British court after suing one of her attackers.
Britain’s left-wing Labour Party has vowed it will copy Joe Biden’s green agenda once elected into government.
The UK government has announced a new ban on “hippy crack” despite the fact that police in the country often ignore existing drug-related crime.
Humza Yousaf, a left-separatist who has pioneered anti-free speech legislation and lobbied for fewer white people in high office, now leads Scotland.
Britain has reportedly launched an investigation into its visa rules amid fears that authorities have let hostile Islamist preachers into the country.
A 24-year-old man was bludgeoned to death with a horseshoe after arguing with a group of people playing a boombox on an Elizabeth Line train from London to Reading.
Russia’s strenuous efforts to capture Bakhmut, in the Donetsk Oblast, has “largely stalled”, according to British intelligence, which cited the “extreme attrition” of the Kremlin’s forces in the fight for the shattered city.
An Anglican vicar who smoked crystal meth, boasted of corrupting young boys, abused animals, and discussed sacrificing babies to Satan with online paedophiles has been convicted in England.
The former Vice-President of Nigeria’s Senate has been convicted in a UK court of plotting to harvest a migrant’s organs.
UK inflation rose again in February to over 10 per cent amid rising food prices, the country’s office for national statistics has confirmed.
Britain’s supposedly impartial state broadcaster has published an article in anticipation of Donald Trump being arrested asserting that he “will try to spin” being detained.
Russian forces “fear” their Ukrainian foes are poised to launch a “major” offensive near the north-eastern front, around the Luhansk oblast of the Donbas and the Kharkiv (Kharkov) oblast, according to the British government.
Authorities in the UK are set to re-launch a child vaccination campaign in London in response to a polio outbreak in the capital.
Britain’s top police force no longer has the trust of the general public, a review of the organisation has found.
Authorities in the UK are investigating the Islamic Centre of England, a London mosque and non-profit with links to Iran.
Britain’s Home Secretary has said boat migrants who may be removed from Britain and resettled in Rwanda should think of the arrangements as a “blessing”, infuriating anti-borders activists and politicians.
Sex is for the bedroom, not for flaunting in public, the 81-year-old woman said before being suspended by the nominally ‘Conservative’ party.
A Christian teacher has been fired from his post after claiming that “homosexuality is invading the church” on social media.
The British government has pleaded with Communist dictator Xi Jinping to ask Vladimir Putin to stop “some” of the atrocities Russia is alleged to be inflicting on Ukraine on his trip to Moscow.
Wayward royals Harry and Meghan have “partnered” with an organisation that, reports note, promotes childhood transgenderism.
A former Acting Commissioner in charge of London’s Metropolitan Police has been referred to the law enforcement watchdog for allegedly saying most rape complaints concern mere “regretful sex”.
British Chancellor Jeremy Hunt has insisted that new, even laxer rules for immigrant workers are not a betrayal of Brexit as migration into the United Kingdom reaches record highs.
Police officers have arrested a man strapped with two Japanese-style swords and thousands of pounds in cash in London.