Delingpole: Leftists Outraged by Queen’s Gold Piano

The Queen has a gold piano, a leftist newspaper has been appalled to discover – after catching sight of it in the background on TV during her annual Christmas Day message.

Imagine how much more shocked this crusading newspaper will be when it discovers that the Queen also owns a large palace on land in central London which, if developed, could easily provide resources for one children’s hospital, eight refugee centres, a donkey sanctuary, 242 food banks, a needle drop-in centre for addicts, and seven Jeremy Corbyn #freePalestine #KilltheRich rallies.

Imagine how excited it’s going to get when it starts looking into other regal celebrities with elaborately decorated musical instruments. Elton John, say…