Marie Harf to the Rescue!

Harf!

What’s that, girl?

Harf! Harf!

Is there trouble in the Old Middle East?

Harf! Harf-Harf-Harf! HARF!

Are you trying to tell us something?  Are you counting?

Harf! Harf-Harf-Harf! HARF!

I think she’s saying five!  Do you mean five terrorists in exchange for Bergdahl?

HARF!

Good job, girl! Now tell us where to go so we can avoid talking about this!

Special thanks to Brett R. Smith for the graphic.