“You know, comrades,” says Stalin, “that I think in regard to this: I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this — who will count the votes, and how.– Boris Bazhanov, Memoirs of Stalin’s Former Secretary

First the video, courtesy of Judy Chu’s YouTube channel:

That’s right. Judy Chu, my congresswoman, actually applauded Eric Holder on his enforcement of civil rights law. She must not be aware of the New Black Panthers intimidation of white voters in 2008, or the class-action lawsuit against Eric Holder’s Justice Department for denying non-Chamorro the right to vote in the plebiscite over Guam’s future status.

But when she praised Holder for trying to invalidate lawsuits that allegedly suppress voters (read: ask voters to prove that they are eligible to vote) she seems to think that voter fraud isn’t an issue, even though experience makes it clear that it is. Eight states now require state-issued identification at the polls, but Mr. Holder has put them on notice, worried as he that these states might violate the Voting Rights Act. Debbie Wasserman Schultz actually compares the bills to modern-day Jim Crow.

Asking for a driver’s license apparently disenfranchises homeless people (because you sure want them deciding the fate of the republic!), even when you offer to give them a state I.D. for free. Who knew? I’ve been voting for four years with a state I.D. because I can’t afford a car.

I could forgive Chu her first inanity–after all, Philadelphia and Guam are pretty far away from her Los Angeles congressional district–but not the second, especially when voter fraud is so rampant in L.A.

Critics say requiring state IDs to vote is a waste of time, anyways. There have only been about 300 cases prosecuted in the past decade, they note, suggesting that it isn’t a serious problem. But couldn’t it just be that prosecutors aren’t interested in prosecuting those cases and that the problem is a lot more serious? That perhaps prosecutors don’t want to upset the very interests that could see them defeated at the next election?

Which is why I went to Google to see if there were any voter fraud cases in Los Angeles–America’s second largest city–and wouldn’t you know it there were.

This supposed problem that never happens oddly happens whenever the L.A. district attorney’s office, headed by the capable people at the Public Integrity Division, looks into it. One wonders what fraud other district attorneys would find if they had the resources that L.A. does.

Still, I must say I find the whole thing rather odd. At 23 years of age, I have to show my ID when I purchase wine, when I go to the library to check out books, when I buy medicine at the local pharmacy, when I board an airplane, and, often nowadays, when I buy things with my credit card. I have to show it when I go gambling, when I buy cigars (sorry, Mom!), and when I go to clubs, and even, when the police just simply ask for it. My fiancee, who is 26 and looks 16, has to show it for rated R movies.

Why shouldn’t we have to show it when we fulfill our civic duty?