Well it seems that the President’s designated liar is about to exit the revolving door and go rake in some satchels of cash as a private, rather than public, political tool. Uh buh bye Gibby, it will be tough to replace your smug, smirking, professionally, un-informed visage, but I have a suggestion. I have been campaigning for the job of Press Secretary since watching the jackals of the White House Press Corps batting the feckless Scott McClellan around like a cat toy. So the time is now, and the tool is me. Here is the cunning plan. I have prepared 3 audition Press Briefs and with some grass roots support I could be beating the jackals like wet dogs in a dry house. You can let them know by tweeting Uncle Jimbo for Press Secretary to @presssec.
Episode 1 is “Reefer Madness”