Military Drops 'Birth Control Glasses'

An infamous icon from the American military are going into the dustbin of history. S-9 glasses, called “Birth Control Glasses” because they are so ugly, will be replaced by a new more attractive design. Although are they that much of an improvement?

What should we do with the old S-9s? Maybe we should make them mandatory at high schools across America. It will no doubt help us get a handle on the teen pregnancy problem.