The David and Goliath of New Jersey

Irrefutable and adorable don’t often go hand in hand.

Nor do we think of David and Goliath as embodied by the same man.

Chris Christie’s most recent and, as far as I know, most publicized appearance, the brief but telling words he offered in Washington were irrefutably adorable and adorably irrefutable.

He won’t run for the Presidency, though, because he doesn’t feel he’s ready, he has a lot yet to do in New Jersey and his wife of 25 years would, as he said, “kill me.”

The big little boy or little boy with a big heart?

Either way, Chris Christie is an antidote to so much lethal doo-doo filling the air – poisons out of Washington that we have been drowning in … yet, even that reality is handled like the earnest Mr. Smith who doesn’t want to go to Washington … yet!

Chris Christie will most likely be an American President at some time … if we don’t fall to the Progressively Marxist New World Order before then.

Does he want to wait for the Obama Nation to utterly destroy America’s economy before he does it? Many more years of this “fundamental transformation” and “better dead than Red” will begin to apply to Republican states.

Ann Coulter thinks he’s the only possible man for the Republican ticket. Anyone else, she declares, will lose against Barack Obama.

Given Christie’s impressive size, his image for me is now the whole package: David and Goliath.

America is, indeed, and has been, since her victory in World War I, a Goliath.

Yet the United States is obviously a nation that seems to reinvent itself with every FDR, Ronald Reagan or Barack Obama that comes along.

FDR, Ronald Reagan, Barack Obama and Chris Christie?!

Even his name sounds boyish by comparison.

David, however, was a boy when he slew Goliath.

The numerous Goliaths this David faced in his first year as Republican Governor of the Bluest State of New Jersey were hard-bitten, union veterans who are not known for their gentle touch.

The David of New Jersey backed ’em down!!

What is most exciting, on the kitsch level, is Christie’s undeniable challenge to our First Lady’s crusade against obesity.

The guy who talks with the most common sense also inhales the most calories.

Since he is a man of few words, one who counts the number of words used, it would seem, in every question he is asked, Chris Christie feels no obligation to explain himself. His first explanation is always clear enough.

If nothing else, the man’s obvious wit of brevity and brevity of wit is the most essential ingredient to turning back the debt nightmare about to engulf us.

There is no time left for posturing or speechifying!

“Get the job done!” cries the heartland of America.

What is Chris Christie and what are his real chances?

As basically a one-issue commentator, I am gratified to learn that Christie fought to deprive Planned Parenthood’s abortion clinics in New Jersey of tax funding.

He failed of course – as most pro-lifers have lost in statewide battles over abortion.

Chris Christie increasingly looks to me like the East Coast’s version of my heroine, Alaska’s Sarah Palin: a down-to-earth, no-nonsense, pull-no-punches conservative fire hydrant that you attempt to uproot at your own peril. That a female version of such leadership is unacceptable to the “Bipartisan Elite” explains why Progressive Feminism in both the Democratic and Republican Parties is as hypocritical as Nancy Pelosi’s pro-abortion Catholicism.

If a candidate is unequivocally pro-life and puts his or her entire career on the line for it, he or she would always have my vote and my support.

Chris Christie has already put his considerable weight upon a foot that refuses to budge before the unions of New Jersey. Union leaders don’t scare Chris Christie. If New Jersey Unions don’t scare Governor Christie, then the Muslim Brotherhood won’t fare any better with their inevitable threats against a President Christie.

“It’s the economy, stupid!” would seem to have been born in Newark or Union City.

“Duh?!” is the exclamation point behind Christie’s entire, cut-the-crap approach.

Refreshing?

You bet yer … uh … bippy it is!

This link has a few people who think that we cannot do without President Chris Christie.