An accurate dramatization, per State Department cables published by Wikileaks, of how the Obama White House conducts its Middle East diplomacy. It’s not exactly like this, but it’s pretty much exactly like this, ya know?

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You’ll be glad to know that the Guardian put together a roundtable of anti-Israel Middle East experts who minimize the threat from Tehran, and they concluded that it’s pretty darn impressive to be an anti-Israel Middle East expert who minimizes the threat from Tehran. So no worries.