Measuring WikiLeak's Assange for an Orange Jumpsuit

Time to scarf up head WikiWanker, the excremental Julian Assange. Fire up the black helicopters, fit him for an orange jumpsuit and put him on the Rendition Express. He is now responsible for the deaths of brave Afghans and there will certainly be more to come.

Late last week, just four days after the documents were published, death threats began arriving at the homes of key tribal elders in southern Afghanistan. And over the weekend one tribal elder, Khalifa Abdullah, who the Taliban believed had been in close contact with the Americans, was taken from his home in Monar village, in Kandahar province’s embattled Arghandab district, and executed by insurgent gunmen.

Now the Taliban have a long history of killing anyone they can find who works with us or the Afghan government, but Assange put that front and center. He put crosshairs on hundreds of Afghans whose names he handed to the Taliban on a silver platter. Most of these people risked their lives to try and make their homeland a decent place to live. They trusted us to keep their names “Secret”, a trust which Bradley Manning and Julian Assange disgracefully violated. Manning is in custody and will face a jury of better men than himself; Assange should join him, well after we have a long, earnest talk with him about returning the other stolen items.

Assange has made himself another unlawful enemy combatant. As such he is fair game for our pipehitters or the CIA to pick up just like any of those terrorist facilitators, money movers and fixers we already have. Heck it wouldn’t break my heart if they returned him to his component molecules in a rain of Hellfire, you know “pour encourager les autres“. He claims to have more documents and that he will release them as well. I mean if you had a guy in France broadcasting the names of the Resistance on the radio during WWII, wouldn’t we have squashed him flat like a bug? Well….disagree, explain the difference then. You better watch your Ass-ange, Julian.