Porn Viewing Increased In London On Valentine’s Day

Londoners viewed more porn on Valentine’s Day than they would do normally, according to statistics from PornHub. Whilst the rest of the UK recorded a fall on the most romantic day of the year, Londoners got their kicks in front of a computer screen.

More depressingly still, London was the only part of Britain to record an increase in downloading on Saturday. The whole country reduced its pornographic traffic by 3 percent, whereas London’s increased by 2 percent.

Places like Plymouth and Oxford saw their percentage traffic decrease hit double figures. Belfast remained static, whilst the UK’s two other capital cities, Cardiff and Edinburgh, saw decreases of two percent.

Valentine’s Day was the fifth most searched term on PornHub on Saturday. Above it were: Teen, Lesbian, Milf and Squirt. The reason for the shift in usage were not explained by PornHub when they issued the figures.

London is often considered a lonely city, but this is one of the few occasions any cast iron proof has been put forward to prove the theory.