WATCH: First Trailer for ‘Zoolander 2’ Leaks Online

What could be better than gasoline fights, orange mocha frappuccinos, and fashion walk-offs judged by David Bowie? The Zoolander 2 trailer, of course.

The first trailer for the Ben Stiller-Owen Wilson male modeling sequel leaked online over the weekend:

In the clip, a Stephen Hawking-like voice guides the viewer through the “billions of years of evolution” of the human brain, with incorrect math equations, made-up words and at least one merman floating around.

The camera pulls back – and it’s the pea-sized brain of Stiller’s too-stupid-to-ever-possibly-exist Derek Zoolander.

“If God exists, then why did he make ugly people?” Stiller intones while flashing his best Blue Steel look (or was it Magnum?)

The new trailer, which, according to the Verge, has now been officially released by Paramount, is the second time we’ve seen Stiller in character as Zoolander since the announcement of the sequel; in March, Stiller and Owen Wilson (Hansel) walked the catwalk in character at Valentino’s Autumn/Winter ’15 show during Paris Fashion Week.

The new film reunites Stiller and Wilson with Will Ferrell and Christine Taylor, along with a slew of rumored appearances from Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Kristen Wiig, Olivia Munn, and of course, Billy Zane.

Zoolander 2 (200lander?) hits theaters February 16, 2016.

Check out the teaser trailer above.