Adam Carolla jokes he doesn’t have a dog in the same-sex marriage fight.
The erstwhile Man Show host isn’t against gay marriage, he’s just tired of the cultural debate over the matter. He figures gay marriage, co-opting a line from radio talk show titan Rush Limbaugh, is inevitable. But Carolla doesn’t think the coming Supreme Court rulings on Proposition 8 and the Defense of Marriage Act will stop the fight.
After all, this isn’t just about legal rights.
“It’ll be legalized, hopefully, and then you’ll think we’ll be done with it, and then they’ll say, ‘we want to get married at the Crystal Cathedral,'” Carolla said on a recent podcast. “And the guys at the Crystal Cathedral will go ‘no, we don’t agree with it, and according to our faith, a man doesn’t lie down with another man, and a chick who looks like a man doesn’t lay down with another human who drives a Subaru. We don’t condone this.’ There’s a gonna be a march, and then there’s gonna be a thing and it’s gonna go to the Supreme Court again. This much I know … there will be more fighting. it will continue.”