Obama couldn’t even wait a day — and can’t find the time for our most important ally in the Middle East. But The “Pimp with the Limp” Obama has all kinds of time for.
That, despite the fact that there was a gentlemen’s agreement of sorts that there wouldn’t be any politics today.
But as we already know, our failed president is nothing if not a mercenary, and when he makes a promise it’s usually nothing more than a tactic designed to gain an advantage. We saw this in 2008 when Obama duped John McCain into accepting federal matching funds and then financially swamped him three-to-one, much of it with money given to him by donors Obama refused to disclose.
And what’s 9/11 to Obama if not another opportunity to dupe his opponent into shutting down his political operations while he uses the solemn occasion to troll for volunteers via Twitter, send Bill Clinton to Florida, and blister Mitt Romney over the radio in the swing state of Florida with DJ Laz, whose nickname is “Pimp with a Limp.”
And don’t worry, ladies, “Pimp with a Limp” isn’t sexist or degrading to women or anything because, you know, Obama says it isn’t.
You can listen to Obama’s 9/11 appearance with “Pimp with a Limp” below. Pay special attention to how Obama lies about Romney’s Medicare program:
The Miami Herald catches the lie:
For instance, Obama said that repealing Obamacare, which cut Medicare and helped extend the life of the program by eight years, would cause the program to go “bankrupt by 2016.”
That’s not really true. If the cuts were repealed, a main hospital trust fund for Medicare would start to take in less than it pays out. But that’s not bankruptcy.
On the whole, Obama stayed on message, dropped a few pop culture references and reached an audience that seldom pays close attention to politics.
The appearance was pre-recorded, but so were all the campaign commercials Romney and Obama took down today.
No excuse. No excuse at all.
While his opponent honored his word and stood down, Obama had Florida all to himself and allowed that advantage to be used to tell more lies about Romney.
And when exactly did Obama find the time to record this interview? Well, when the media lets you get way with skipping jobs council meetings and national security briefings, you probably find yourself with all kinds of time.
Don’t expect the media to in any way hold Obama accountable for holding this appearance on 9/11, either.
As we saw in 2008 when Obama lied about accepting federal matching funds and all through this campaign as Obama and his surrogates looked the media in the eye and repeatedly lied — the media loves being Obama’s punks.
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