'Three Stooges' Villain Reads … The Weekly Standard

It’s really, really hard to be a red-blooded male and dislike “Modern Family’s” curvaceous cutup Sofia Vergara. So, when the makers of “The Three Stooges: The Movie,” cast her as the film’s heavy, they had some work to do.

Voila! The film shows her reading that bastion of evil thoughts, The Weekly Standard, during one scene set in her boudoir.

Hard to believe the filmmakers didn’t plaster a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on her car. That would have cinched her wicked ways. Instead, they opted to show her as open to – gasp – conservative opinions to let audience members know she’s the villain.