Tuesday Call Sheet: Chevy Chase's Epic Obscenity-Laced Phone Message

Tuesday Call Sheet: Chevy Chase's Epic Obscenity-Laced Phone Message

SANDLER’S HAPPY MADISON TO REVISIT ‘SUMMER SCHOOL’?

The original 1987 “Summer School,” starring Mark Harmon and directed by Carl Reiner, is a real underrated gem. I first saw it on an airplane when both I and the world were still young.

NEW TRAILER: TOM CRUISE IN ‘ROCK OF AGES

I have always thought Tom Cruise got a raw deal over the couch-jumping episode. Good heavens, look at all the ugly, nasty stuff stars do, but Cruise becomes a pariah because he lost control over the new love in his life. Oh no, Tom Cruise is weird! Susan Sarandon enjoys being vomited on, but Cruise’s intensity towards Matt Lauer freaks us out.

“Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” likely ended his box office slide. The man is a bona fide movie star who has an amazing track record of picking great projects.

May he live forever.

CHEVY CHASE’S PROFANITY-LACED ‘COMMUNITY’ VOICE MAIL

Proof that Chase’s epic rant in “Christmas Vacation” that ended with “…holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” was an ad-lib.

ROLAND EMMERICH WANTS TO MAKE ‘DIE HARD IN THE WHITE HOUSE’

Yeah, uhm.       

‘THE KILLING’ PREMIERE RATINGS FALL FROM FIRST SEASON

Not a great series but most certainly an unfairly maligned one. You can catch it on Netflix Streaming and it’s well worth your time. In this era of “Breaking Bad” and “Mad Men” methinks we’re a little spoiled.

‘THAT ’70S SHOW’ ARREST: LISA ROBIN KELLY CHARGED WITH INJURING SPOUSE

Suddenly Nick Nolte loses the “Most Hideous Hollywood Mugshot” trophy.  

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

One of the symptoms of being a preachy blowhard is that whenever a big tragedy or controversy happens, you feel like you need to somehow inject yourself into the situation, or explain how the exact same thing once happened to you. See? Everyone’s really talking about me! In a post on his website entitled “Trayvon Martin, Felipe Santos, Terrance Williams – What’s Going On in Florida!!!,” Tyler Perry related an incident in which he was victimized, exactly like Trayvon Martin!

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LAST NIGHT’S SCREENING

Still working my way through season two of HBO’s ‘Treme’.

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COMING SOON TO HOME VIDEO

PRIVATE ROMEO: Based on William Shakespeare’s immortal Romeo and Juliet, the critically-acclaimed Private Romeo debuts on DVD June 5th and digital May 15th from Wolfe Video. Directed by Alan Brown (Book of Love, Superheroes) and starring Seth Numrich (TV’s “Gravity”) and Matt Doyle (TV’s “Gossip Girl”) from the Tony Award®-winning play “War Horse,” Private Romeo updates Shakespeare’s classic tragedy by setting it in an all-male military school. The film also stars Hale Appleman (Beautiful Ohio), Chris Bresky (Going the Distance), Sean Hudock (TV’s “Powerless”), Adam Barrie, Bobby Moreno, and Charlie Barnett.  The entire cast of the film was honored with the 2011 Outfest Grand Jury Award for “Outstanding Actor in a Feature Film.”

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THE VOW: $170 Million Worldwide Box-Office Smash hits DVD and Blu-ray May 8th: Rachel McAdams (Midnight in Paris, The Notebook) and Channing Tatum (21 Jump Street, Dear John) rediscover the meaning of true love in THE VOW, coming to DVD and Blu-rayTM Combo Pack May 8th from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. Both DVD and Blu-rayTM Combo Pack include UltraViolet™, which allows owners of the Blu-ray and DVD to add the film to their Digital Rights Library, enabling them to instantly stream or download the film. Inspired by true events, the romantic tale follows Paige (McAdams) and Leo (Tatum) after they survive a car accident that leaves Paige without any memory of the man she fell in love with or their marriage. It’s up to Leo to win back her heart … and her mind. The film also stars Sam Neill (TV’s “Alcatraz,” Jurassic Park), two-time Academy Award® winner Jessica Lange (Best Supporting Actress, Tootsie, 1982; Best Actress, Blue Sky, 1994) and Scott Speedman (Underworld).

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SCOTTDS’ EPIC LINKTACULAR

 

TCM FINALLY UNLOOSENS” THE IRON PETTICOAT”

WHY “GAME OF THRONES” IS TV’S BEST SUCCESSOR TO “LOST”

SEE EVERY KILLING FROM “GAME OF THRONES” IN UNDER A MINUTE

“ANGRY BIRDS” ANIMATED SERIES COMING SOON

INTERVIEW WITH HOCKEY PLAYER GRANT SMITH, THE INSPIRATION FOR THE MOVIE “GOON”

JAMES BOND WILL PARACHUTE INTO OLYMPICS OPENING CEREMONY

FILM SCHOOLS TURN TO TV AND DIGITAL SHORTS TO STAY RELEVANT

3 CLASSIC TALES HOLLYWOOD SHOULD ADAPT

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE CAN BE FOUND IN “KINDERGARTEN COP”

THREE NEW “AMAZING SPIDER-MAN” CLIPS MAKE THEIR WAY ONLINE

KEVIN SMITH ON HOW YOU CAN CREATE CONTENT

7 RIDICULOUSLY OUTDATED ASSUMPTIONS EVERY MOVIE MAKES

SLASH SAYS AXL ROSE ‘HATES MY GUTS’

ACTORS WHO SHOULD BE IN “ANCHORMAN 2”

“AMERICAN REUNION” PRODUCER FLIPS OUT ON FANS

5 MOVIES ABOUT KIDS THAT ARE BETTER THAN “HUGO” AND “TRUE GRIT”

RATINGS FOR “GAME OF THRONE” RETURN ARE HUGE

ARCLIGHT CINEMAS CELEBRATES 10 YEARS

WATCH A SINGLE-SHOT EDIT OF ALFRED HITCHCOCK’S ‘REAR WINDOW

25 FACTS ABOUT “SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN”

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT ON “JUSTIFIED” SEASON FINALE: PEOPLE DIE IN ‘UNEXPECTED, WONDERFUL WAYS’

39 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM THE “PHANTASM” COMMENTARY

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CLASSIC PICK FOR WEDNESDAY, APRIL4

TCM:

10PM EST: Storm Warning (1950) — A model on vacation discovers that her sister’s husband is a murderous Ku Klux Klansman. Dir: Stuart Heisler Cast:  Ginger Rogers, Ronald Reagan, Doris Day. BW-91 mins, TV-14.

Never seen this, but it sure sounds interesting.

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