Trailer Talk: Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock 9/11 Drama 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close'

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IMBD description:

A nine-year-old amateur inventor, jewelry designer, astrophysicist, tambourine player and pacifist, searches New York for the lock that matches a mysterious key left by his father when he was killed in the September 11 attacks.

But of course he’s a nine-year-old pacifist. And according to Wikipedia, he’s also a nine-year-old vegan. Why would he be anything else? So precious.

Hard to get behind a protagonist in desperate need of a good slap.

But maybe by the end of the flick, the kid sees the light…

… He joins the Marines, heads off to Afghanistan, and mows down jihadists with a fully automatic machine gun while chomping on a chicken leg.

Could happen.

We’ll find out January 20th. Or after it hits Redbox.