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Once again CNS asks the honest questions and the Totalitarians — for our own good, of course — reveal themselves.

Is it November, yet? Can we at least get into line now?

Those who are happiest when lodged firmly between parent and child to wield their toxic influence, trap our kids in these awful leftist hotbeds that used to be known as public schools, strip them of their Bibles and dodgeballs, ply them with sex education, condoms and Heather Has Two Mommies — and now they want to take away the last measure of pleasure left: wolfing down pizza burgers and sporking apart mock chicken legs.

In other news, Chefs now qualify as celebrities.

Where’s the Tylenol?