So a hater of the Tea Party movement claims he plans to destroy the group, by infiltrating it and then having his cohorts act racist and homophobic. He thinks manufacturing this behavior can devastate the party’s reputation.

Well, I guess that beats honest debate.

But what a lot of work! Which leads me to believe this guy is a nobody, in between jobs, desperately seeking approval (and possibly, some tongue) from Keith Olbermann. The dope even started a web page, a Facebook page, and more than likely holds secret meetings in a tree house in his parent’s backyard.

The secret knock is based on a Rage Against the Machine song!

It’s funny because it’s the Tea Party movement. But I suppose it wouldn’t be so funny if it were the woman’s movement, a civil rights movement, a gay parade. Then that would be evil, intolerable, wrong. But because these are average Americans pissed off about big government, they’re open game.

But here’s what I love: The guy’s goal is to act racist and homophobic, in order to create…proof of racism and homophobia! Which means, he’s pretty much proved that none of it exists in the tea parties, if he has to go to the trouble of importing the stuff.

And, he’s also invented a new way for racists to get away with being racist: just say you’re an undercover liberal!

But the fact is, progressive types have been branding the Tea Partiers as extremists since day one. Now, for lack of examples- they must create behavior they cannot substantiate.

So I’m going to do the same. I’m going to infiltrate the infiltrators! And then act like them! Which means I’ll have to stop bathing.

And if you disagree with me, you’re a racist homophobe who wears mink.

Tonight we’ve got the comic legend Greg Proops, the delightful Juliet Huddy, and fun Alison Rosen, and the dude from the Dos Equis commercial (the most interesting man in the world!)