Hollywood isn’t an institution filled only with hypocrites, it’s an institution filled with scumbag hypocrites. Annually we are showered with Leftist films created by morally superior beings who lecture us on human rights, civil rights, feminism, lookism, racism and any other “ism” they can conceive, when in real life they’re the very worst in all of these departments.
Hollywood isn’t just an industry that preaches in practice and on film against tax cuts for the wealthy as they themselves use their lobbying power to secure every scrap of corporate welfare they can get their hands on; this isn’t just an industry that celebrated its own “progressivism” for finally awarding an Oscar to a black man and woman in leading roles decades after mainstream Americans had made black men and women wealthy movie stars by fully embracing them; this also is an industry that produces sanctimonious feminist crap like “North Country” while behaving like the worst kind of sexist pigs imaginable behind the scenes:
Disney is searching for real treasure chests for its upcoming shoot of the next “Pirates of the Caribbean” swashbuckler — that is, women with natural breasts.
The movie studio has banned actresses with artificial enhancements for the fourth installment, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,” directed by Rob Marshall and starring Johnny Depp as the drunken buccaneer Jack Sparrow.
The filmmakers sent out a casting call last week seeking “beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”
And they warn that there’ll be a “show and tell” day.
To make sure LA talent scouts don’t get caught in a “booby trap,” potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there’s nothing moving from the waist up, they’re saying, it’s a dead giveaway that you’re not all flesh and bones — and you’re out.
Apparently, the bouncier the better, especially for sword-fighting action sequences, according to the Sunday Times of London.
This isn’t some sleazy porn peddler in the valley doing this, this is…Disney.
DISNEY is going to subject and exploit young women desperate to be stars to the indignity of a booby “show and tell.” DISNEY is going to have them jog in place for producers and casting agents in order to keep score of the bounciness of their breasts.
This story is two days old and yet there hasn’t been a peep of feminist uproar. Where’s Meryl Streep, Sally Field, Charlize Theron, Barbra Streisand and “The View?” Where’s Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric, HuffPo and MSNBC?
Where’s The Feminist of the Day?
The young and desperate eager for the validation that they believe will come with being famous will always be with us. Which is why it’s the responsibility of those with authority and power in Hollywood to make sure they’re not exploited and degraded.
Everyday Hollywood looks out for their bottom line with discriminatory decisions considered illegal everywhere else. Race, gender and physical appearance almost always comes before considering the qualifications of a potential hire (i.e. screen presence and acting ability).
What’s Disney’s excuse for doing this, and what’s all of Hollywood’s excuse for looking the other way…
Our product will make more money with jiggling boobs.
That is no doubt the case. But why is show business allowed that excuse to increase profits and not any other American business? Couldn’t Walmart use that same rationale to discriminate? Of course they could. Hot-looking, braless cashiers in low-cut blouses would be as big a draw for the retailer as it is for the movie theatre.
But you can bet the house that such a corporate decision would not only bring a storm of litigation and indignant news coverage, but also the inevitable high-profile piece of cinematic Oscar-bait damning corporate America for treating women like slabs of meat. And that this film would almost assuredly star a woman who had better be a size 4 on the first day of shooting there is no doubt.
Over to you feminists…
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