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“Retracto”

[audio: https://media.breitbart.com/media/cdn/bigjournalism/files/2010/02/retracto-a-mix-enhanced.mp3]Credits:

Shelli Eaton- Lead vocals

Michael Broderick – Lead guitar, background vocals

Gary Eaton – Guitar, bass, drums, tambourine, background vocals

Retracto – Vocals

Music and lyrics by Gary Eaton

Retracto

The ass says he doesn’t have a horse in this race

But Retracto knows he does now he’s got egg on his face

The donkeys on the left got owned by a kid

They can say it was a crime but Retracto knows what he did

Retracto

The Correction Alpaca

Retracto

He’s comin’ at ya

The story’s gonna come out whether they like it or not

If they told it like it is they wouldn’t be in this spot

Lyin’ to the people gets a psychotic reaction

But Retracto calls them out now they’re makin’ retractions

Retracto

The Correction Alpaca

Retracto

He’s comin’ at ya

We need the news not projection

Or he’s gonna demand a correction

We need the news not projection

Or he’s gonna demand a correction

Retracto

The Correction Alpaca

Retracto

He’s comin’ at ya

Retracto’s theme song debuted on “The Stage Right Show” last week.