(NSFW): 'Funny or Die' Dies — Minions Pledge Allegiance to ObamaCare

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The “threat” here is that unless you pledge yourself to Obama, you will not be allowed loveless sex with Obamabots — which doesn’t feel like a real threat when most of them look like they’re already well familiar with the inside of a free clinic.

Presented as somewhat tongue-in-cheek:

We pledge ourselves to the health and liberty of young Americans. We pledge to educate ourselves and to stand with those who fight for us and against those who do not. We demand health care, and we are willing to hold out for it.

WARNING: Those of you who believe words mean things won’t be able to read the whole thing. It’s impossible to stop laughing once you hit the word “liberty.”