Fellow Big Hollywood contributor Moxie and I have been in the process of developing a radio show over the past couple of months. Over the course of the development and rehearsal process, we’ve been focusing much attention on the NEA Conference Call story and the fall-out associated with it.

One of our ongoing segments has been to read aloud (in suitably dramatic fashion) Yosi Sergant’s twitter feed. (It really is quite entertaining). It became such a popular segment with the handful of friends who listen to our practice shows that Moxie decided we needed a “Yosi Update” theme song. She “Volun-Told” our friend and musician, Gary Eaton to write the diddy and within twenty four hours he had completed his masterpiece.

We hope that you, our the loyal readers of Big Hollywood, who are well-versed with the players involved in this story, will appreciate our “Yosi Update” song:

[audio: /files/2009/11/yosi-needs-a-hug.mp3]

YOSI NEEDS A HUG — by Gary Eaton

Barack and Kalpen, Buffy, Rahm, Rocco and Yosi

You can look all you want,

But you’ll never find a Doug

Then Yosi got caught ’cause he got too cozy

Now he’s out on his ass

Poor Yosi needs a hug

Blame it on Glenn Beck

Blame it on Faux news

If that doesn’t work

You can blame it on the Jews

Barack and Kalpen, Buffy, Rahm, Rocco, and Yosi

They want to change the world

Whether we like it or not

But someone named Patrick whose last name I can’t pronounce

He went rogue

And they all got caught

Blame it on Glenn Beck

Blame it on Faux news

If that doesn’t work

You can blame it on the Jews