We recently found out that a bunch of kids in New Jersey and yesterday on CNN were told to sing songs praising President Barack Hussein Obama. This particular song caused a lot of outcry, probably because it swiped bits from “Jesus Loves Me” and “Battle Hymn of the Republic” while trying to mold them into little Obamaites.
Well, in the spirit of fairness we should provide a counter-song the kids can sing to cleanse their minds of indoctrination and give them a more accurate assessment of our 44th president:
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
He has an ego so darn large we cannot fit it on a barge
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
He said he has accomplishments but we have not seen any yet
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
He said he was a capitalist but is loved by many communists
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
He said he saved the economy, a claim as bogus as Astrology
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
Chicago Olympics he tried to sell, but Copenhagen didn’t like the smell
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
He said he’d be transparent but his records are hidden behind lots of cement
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
He promised he was one of us, but then he threw us under a bus
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
He has so many nutty czars they’re as useful as clunker cars
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
He promised Hope and Change, but all we got was a falling stock exchange
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
Fidel, Hugo and Muammar praised him much, perhaps like them he’s a bit touched
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
His campaign motto was “Yes We Can!” but now we know that was just spam
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
He said he was going to save our hide, instead he took us for a ride
By the way, the chant reminds me of a “Star Trek” episode where a bunch of kids are being used by some space divorce lawyer in a feathery muumuu.