By now many of you have seen the creepy video of the schoolchildren at the B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, NJ chanting praises to Barack Hussein Obama, complete with miniature Third Reich style arm salutes. The amusingly terse response (clearly delivered through clenched teeth) that the School District offered once they realized they had been caught red-handed indoctrinating children with Leftist ideology, only underscores the obvious fact that those people know full well that their programming methods cannot withstand scrutiny and must be kept well-hidden, lest their tactics become widely known.
Of course, we only got to see the culmination of what must have been a much longer lesson plan extolling the myriad shining virtues of Barack Hussein Obama. What happened just before the video starts?
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Teacher: Good morning, boys, girls, and those of you who haven’t decided yet. Today, I want to talk to you about the United States and what a great country we live in. Raise your hands and tell me why you think we live in a great country. Yes, Tyler?
Tyler: Because we have freedom?
Teacher: No, that’s not why. Brianna?
Brianna: Because we have justice for all?
Teacher: No. That’s not right, either. There isn’t justice for a lot of poor people and undocumented immigrants. Anyone else have an idea? Ryan?
Ryan: Because we are “One Nation Under God”?
Teacher: Oh, no, no, no! Don’t mention God in this classroom again or I’ll have to send you to the Principle’s office! Anyone else? Fatima?
Fatima: Because we have a new President?
Teacher: Yes, that’s right, Fatima! We are a great country now because we have a new President. His name is Barack Hussein Obama and he is our first African-American President. Can you all say Barack Hussein Obama?
Class: Baarrrak Hussayynn Obaaaama!!
Teacher: Yes! Barack Hussein Obama is our new President and the good people in this country elected him to bring us all change and hope. You have a question, Sydney?
Sydney: Yes teacher. Are there bad people in this country? People who didn’t vote for our new President? People who don’t like hope?
Teacher: Oh, yes, Sydney! There are lots of very bad people! They are called Republicans. Can you all say Republicans?
Class: Ree-pubbi-cunnns!
Heather: Teacher? Why would Republicans not want to vote for Barack Hussein Obama?
Teacher: Very good question, Heather. That’s something good people – Democrats – have a hard time with, but the real answer isn’t too difficult to understand. First, can you all say Democrats?
Class: Demo-cats!
Teacher: Yes, Barack Hussein Obama is a Democrat and that makes him good. Republicans are people who want the Earth to overheat so that poor people all over the world will be flooded out of their homes when the ice caps melt. Worse yet, they want all the polar bears to die. They don’t like trees, so they cut them down and put up cement parking garages. They like the air to be dirty so that people get lung diseases but when those people get sick, Republicans don’t want them to be able to go to the hospital. Instead, Republicans just want them to die. Republicans want children like you to go to bed hungry at night. They are racists and don’t like African-American children. In fact, Republicans really like war and so they think up all sorts of silly reasons to start wars so that lots and lots of innocent children all over the world can get killed.
(All the children start to cry.)
Addison: Why are Rebubicuns so mean?
Teacher: That’s a very good question, Addison. Does anyone know the answer?
Brandon: Maybe because their Mommies and Daddies were mean to them when they were little?
Teacher: That’s a good guess, Brandon. But, there is a better reason. Someone else? Kahlid?
Kahlid: I think Republians are mean because they want a lot of money.
Teacher: That’s right, Kahlid. You got it! Republicans are just downright greedy. They start wars so they can steal other people’s stuff and make a lot of money. They want the Earth to warm up because it will cost them too much money to get rid of all the carbon dioxide. They don’t like trees and flowers because they don’t bring in as much money as parking garages. And do you know who is the worst of all the Republicans? The greediest? Who knows? Hands?? Kayla?
Kayla: Adof Hitler?
Teacher: No, but you’re close. Hitler was pretty bad but this person was even worse. Abdul?
Abdul: Was it…ummm…George Bush?
Teacher: You’re right, Abdul! George W. Bush was the greediest Republican. He was the President before Barack Hussein Obama. He cheated in the election so he could get to be President. Then he lied to all the American people so he could start a war and steal all the oil from the people in Iraq. He killed millions of children so he and his Republican friends could get lots more money. He tried to poison the air and the water and wrecked our economy, all so he and his Republican friends could make still more money. He even…
(All the children start to cry much louder.)
Teacher: Oh, no! Children! Don’t cry! Everything is going to be fine now that we have our new President! The United States is a great country now because all the good Democrats were able to vote for Barack Hussein Obama and there were so many of them that the mean Republicans weren’t able to stop all of them from voting. So, Barack Hussein Obama is now the new President and he will fix all the bad things George W. Bush and the bad Republicans did.
Taylor: But how is he going to do that, Teacher?
Teacher: Well, Taylor, all the Democrats wanted hope and change, so the first thing Barack Hussein Obama did was make a law that gave a lot of money to all the good people. It was called a Stimulus Bill. Can you all say Stimulus Bill?
Children: Stimmuous Pill!
Teacher: Then, since George W. Bush ruined the economy, Barack Hussein Obama had to take over a big car company, which was good because now the car company will have to make cars that run on solar power so they won’t pollute any more. Barack Hussein Obama had to go to all the countries that George W. Bush hurt and apologize for stealing their stuff, so now all those countries like America again. Countries like Cuba and North Korea are our friends, now. He stopped the big war in Iraq and gave them back the oil that George W. Bush stole. Now, Barack Hussein Obama is trying to make sure that anyone who gets sick can go to a hospital and get well, and it won’t cost them anything. He’s going to make sure you all have food to eat, too, and I’ll bet he even wants to buy each one of you children an ice cream cone!
Jayden: Does Barack Hussein Obama have lots of money?
Teacher: No, Jayden, he is just a regular working person who spent his young life organizing poor people, but he wants to take away all the money from the bad and greedy Republicans so that he can give it to the people who really need it. He’s just like Robin Hood!
Children: Yaaaayy! Hooray for Barack Hussein Obama!
Aquanetta: I have an idea, Teacher! Why don’t we make up a song to sing about our President, Barack Hussein Obama, to tell him how much we love him and thank him for all the good he is doing for everyone?
Teacher: That’s excellent! How should it start? Does anyone have any ideas?
Jason: How about this? Mm, mm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama…
The rest you saw on the YouTube video.
If any of this has a ring of truth to it – like it might have really happened this way, (and probably has in countless schools across the country) then you might seriously consider homeschooling your children.
A young mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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