FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Subject: Declassified Water Boarding Photos. Is it torture? You decide.
A citizen of Siam (Thailand) was recently captured on American soil with trace amounts of an unknown chemical agent. Due to homeland security policy, the foreign national was examined. The trace elements seemed to contain a high level of ammonia felinas, a chemical the EPA recently classified as a toxic greenhouse gas in its vapor state and an eye inflamitant (sp?) in its solid state.
After initial traces were found, the foreign national then distributed a large amount of ammonia felinas into the bed of an American citizen who called in a haz-mat squad and department of Homeland Security (DHO) personnel to apprehend the foreign national and interrogate her for more information about the offense.
These are the pictures of the interrogation and imprisonment of the foreign national. Did DHO torture the suspect? What did DHO and Nancy Pelosi know and when did they know it? You will have to decide.
WARNING! The pictures you are about to see of this incident are brutal:
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We must find the Intel for the impending attack.
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Increasing the pressure on the suspect by escalating to the LATHER stage.
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DHO claims the suspect broke only after a second stage called the ‘rinse’.
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CIA operatives report good Intel from the previous session so they gave the suspect the towel.
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The suspect in Solitary at Guantanamo Bathroom Detention Center.
Obama thinks foreign nationals like this deserve full rights.