Huffington Mad!

Sean Penn used to settle his differences with a solid right hook, but now, because he’s so deep in the abyss of Statist nothingness, all he can muster in his latest Huffington Post blog is fool’s pride for a sinister smile. It’s sinister because it’s disengenuous and it’s fool’s pride because Sean Penn is literally a fool.

I guess liberals (in the Hollywood sense, not the true meaning of the word) have gotten so carried away with their own assault on the meaning of words they no longer realize their favorite place to post these silly, meaningless rants is actually mocking them.

Look at how the name “Huffington” breaks down, starting with the word “Huff” — sometimes a noun and sometimes a verb but always associated with a crude, rude attitude. (Except in the case of huffing glue, which might explain why the majority of their posts lack any actual thought.) As a noun “Huff” means:

a mood of sulking anger; a fit of resentment: Just because you disagree, don’t walk off in a huff. And then as a verb (used with an object) it has even more delicious irony as it means To give offense to; make angry, to treat with arrogance or comtempt; bluster at; hector or BULLY. And then when used as a verb without an object it gets even better! To take offense; speak indignantly. To puff or blow; breathe heavily. To swell with PRIDE or arrogance; swagger or bluster!

Now we come to “ing” which is an innocent suffix caught in the middle, followed by “ton,” which we all know is a way of measuring something heavy, like say the “ton of pure bullshit” that can be read at that site daily. And finally “post” which has many meanings, including the obvious one that applies here; To display (an announcement) in a place of public view.

So it turns out that our lefty artists and Congressmen and people of statist stature are all participating in self mockery by their own ignorance whenever they write an article for the “Sulking anger, fit of resentment, indignant pride and arrogance-ING-TON of BS-post”

And I write all of this with … a smile, and not a sinister one.