Obama Porn

In 1964 Justice Potter Stewart in the case of Jacobellis v. Ohio, which involved the showing of a French film titled “The Lovers,” is quoted as saying, “Hard-core pornography is hard to define, but I know it when I see it.”

It’s the same for me today when it comes to Obama pornography, it’s hard to define, but I know it when I see it. For the first time in history we’ve got a product placement President and his machine is pushing Obama porn.

Yesterday while strolling through the aisles of my local Barnes & Noble I was assaulted by fourteen magazines with Obama spread across their covers, all in differing poses, two included his wife in close embrace. In the history section forced upon my eyes in plain sight were 23 hardcover books with this political porn star upon it. Michelle Obama even had two books of her own, one a biography, and the other, I believe, was about her fashion sense. I didn’t open the book, I’m not that sort of guy, but I think it had something to do with “going sleeveless.”

As a grown up I was okay with the Obama porn smeared all over the adult sections, but, when I reached the far corner of the store, next to the knee-high chairs and stuffed animals I almost lost it. There I found a whole wall of Obama porn for kids, featuring hardcore, hard covered, cartooned Barack Obama porn begging children to partake. Not since Chairman Mao have children been so assaulted by the likes of such pornographic political propaganda.

Just below the 32 different kiddy books on the shelf with titles such as “The Obamas: First family of Cool,” “Yes You Can,” and “Barack Obama: Son of Promise, Child of Hope,” were all sorts of Obama playthings for kids, Obama coloring books, paper dolls, action figures, baseball caps and sippy cups. I wanted to cry, I wanted to call the police, but I knew it was pointless.

Three months into his presidential performance Obama porn was still everywhere. Obama porn is dangerous to all, not just kids, it’s easy to get addicted to, and at the least, should be taxed like a corporate bonus at 90%.

There is a gateway drug into Obama porn, it is the bumper sticker, you see them everywhere; they have that Pepsi-Cola sort of vibe to it, the sort of which pulls people in for something sweet and refreshing. That’s how it starts. They put one on their car, and then they buy a Time magazine Obama porn issue, then a hard-core, hardcover Obama porn book find its way onto their nightstand. They wrap themselves in an Obama t-shirt and the next thing they know its Obama porn lawn signs, coffee cups, key chains, hats and pins. This then leads to hours spent surfing Obama porn online which is not only disgusting in its very nature, but baffling in the unlimited forms to which it can be found on the internet.

Obama porn can be so addictive that it can lead large groups of people into an orgasmic state, one that bypasses all reason and moves them to follow this political porn star to the ends of the earth, all in the hopes of one more fix from this Dr. Feel Good. It’s everywhere and it’s dangerous. If you’re an addicted to Obama porn I suggest you take the lead from AA and start a local chapter of OPA, Obama Porn Anonymous. Turn it over to a higher power; just make sure that power is higher than, “The One.”

Yet some embrace it and are glad it’s here. To quote Angela Lambert, “Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.” With Obama porn the left has finally been given the load of literature they’ve been dreaming. You’ll know Obama porn when you see it, and now that I’ve brought it to your attention, you’ll see it everywhere.