Beyonce’s trying not to trip while walking down the stairs seemed to morph into the first of several lame dance steps. Isn’t she in the shape required to sing this live?

Amanda Seyfried for President of Earth.

Why Beyonce? Why, why. I defer to Stage Right and Ben: that was a strange mishmash without many artful transitions. I think the arranger was named Commercial Break. Baz has done so much better.