I’m not one of these guys that say actors, celebrities, talented musicians or The Dixie Chicks should shut up and not chime in on political issues. Trust me, when I become rich and famous this fall, I’m gonna be screaming like Chuck Noland making fire about everything political. So I think it’s great Anne Hathaway’s speaking out. By the way, is it me, or do her eyes follow you around the room when you walk by?
Now imagine Obama’s schedule when he finally becomes president: He’s gotta talk to Hamas, he’s gotta talk to that dude in Iran, he’s got the bench press challenge with Putin…Don’t you love saying that guy’s name? They should hire Ed McMahon to announce him whenever he enters the parliament building: “HEEEEEEERE’S PUTIN!” (And Ed could use the rubles too – it’s a win-win).
Anywhoozer, before any of that happens, Barack Obama MUST have a sit down with Anne Hathaway and, as she said in Palm Springs recently; “Explain that choice of Rick Warren!” That is bold, Ms. Hathaway – but it doesn’t surprise me because this is the same person who dared to fill the pumps of the great Barbara Feldon. Wow! Now there’s a woman! Do I love Barbara Feldon, or what?
I pick up a paper once in a while and I’m reading all the time about the trouble in the Middle East – and I have the solution: Barbara Feldon. That’s right, if we send 99 over there and get her in between everybody those hostilities will stop faster than payment on a Raffaello Follieri personal check.
Remember when Clive Owen was carrying the baby with the Fuji woman down the steps and out of the building in the middle of all the fighting between the British and the uprising? All the soldiers and immigrants and Fish rebels trying to kill each other, stop dead in their tracks to get a look at the baby? It would be just like that.
Now imagine Barbara Feldon with the legs and the little haircut, struttin’ up and down the Gaza Strip. I’m telling you the warfare would grind to a halt watching that… Man – O – Manischewitz, that is one hot Control Agent… Barbara Feldon… mmm. So… um, what was I talking about?