Letterman: Ahmadinejad Retiring To Ranch In Crawford, Texas

David Letterman: “Hey, you remember evil dictator of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Well, no longer evil dictator. They had election, and he’s out, and I was thinking, ‘Boy, you thought Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was in bad mah-mood before, he’s really in a bad mah-mood now.”

“Ahmadinejad is retiring. He’s going to spend all of his time on his ranch in Crawford, Texas.”