Colbert Ruthlessly Attacks Weiner's Possible Comeback

STEPHEN COLBERT: Well after withdrawing from public life Wiener is ready to stick it back in. Folks, that takes balls. Sadly, we know he has them. I, for one, think Wiener would be a great New York City mayor. For one thing, we wouldn’t have to worry about a soda ban because we’ve all seen that he puts more than 16 ounces in his cup. hey-ooo! And I believe the time is right. Anthony wiener is a changed man. His own brother gave “The New York Times” this moving testimonial: “There was definitely a doucheyness about him I don’t see anymore.” I think his mayoral campaign just found his slogan; “Anthony Weiner, now less douchey.” That reduction, that lowering in the douchey level, has not come easy. As Weiner’s brother pointed out, “No one has been harder on him than he has been on him than he has been on himself.” And we all know how hard he can be on himself.