Outraged Canadians Riot After Stanley Cup Loss; Sub-Compact Car Brazenly Flipped Over

It takes a lot to bring hoards of peace-loving Canadians out to the streets to riot. A speech at the local college by Ann Coulter? Maybe. A book highlighting the threat posed by Shariah law to Western Civilization by Mark Steyn? Probably. Losing game seven of the Stanley Cup playoffs at home to an American team? Oh now you’ve got a riot on your hands!