Beef Jerky Thief Sought by Oklahoma Authorities, Dubbed ‘Meat Bandit’

Oklahoma City Police are seeking help from the public via their official Twitter account to catch a “meat bandit” allegedly stealing hundreds of dollars-worth of beef jerky from a convenience store.

The OKCPD reports that a bearded white male and shoulder-length brown hair wearing classes and a black Adidas hoodie “stole” $400 in beef jerky product from a local convenience store.

Naturally, the tweet’s cheeky tone inspired some online denizens tracking the crime to roast the report with beefy puns, flanked by hot takes.

Oklahoma City Police request that citizens with information on the matter call 405-235-7300 “if you recognize the meat bandit!”

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