WHAT HE SAYS:
I fear that within my belly stirs the emanations of desire for a product that sates the ache within
WHAT HE MEANS:
I’m hungry
WHAT HE SAYS:
Well, my darling, being a lowly omnivore like yourself, I shall choose from this glorious list of animal flesh – the edible prize that men have hunted and killed for centuries, incidentally – a rounded flesh of cow, slipped within a doughy mattress, saddled with cheddar
WHAT HE MEANS:
I’ll have a cheeseburger.
WHAT HE SAYS
Well, well, well – I hesitate to ask what brings us the pleasure of this divine coincidence that we find ourselves crossing paths this fine spring morning
HE MEANS:
What are you doing here?
WHAT HE SAYS:
I fear my brother I am in a quandary as to your inner thoughts and the impact of said ruminations on your future actions in this here hollow
WHAT HE MEANS:
What’s up?
WHAT HE SAYS:
Be that as it may, I sense within me a growing, nagging torpor that seeks a temporary hibernation in a solitary area for comfort and slumber.
WHAT HE MEANS:
I’m going to bed.