Philly Police Hunting for Alleged ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’

Everybody likes cheese. But for one man roaming the streets of Philadelphia, he doesn’t just like cheese, he loves cheese. 

Philadelphia police are hunting for a man they suspect to be a “swiss cheese pervert.” According to the Mayfair Town Watch, the fromage connoisseur has been driving around neighborhoods and exposing himself to women…all the while offering them money to “watch him put swiss cheese on his privates.” The Town Watch posted a picture of the suspect on their Facebook page and described the suspect as a heavy-set white male between the ages of 40 and 50.  They say he is driving a newer model silver sedan but has also tried his luck in a black model sedan.  

A spokesperson for the Special Victim’s Unit told a local reporter the investigation is ongoing and they are actively looking for victims. Anybody with information regarding the suspect is being asked to call the Special Victim’s Unit at 215-685-3251. 

The Unit also suggested tossing away any packages of swiss cheese you don’t recall opening.