UPDATE: Church That Looks Like Penis To Be Covered by ‘Giant Fig Leaf’

After a Google Earth image of a Christian Science Church in Dixon, Illinois went viral due to its phallic nature, the church responded on its Facebook page with this new information: ‘Giant Fig Leaf Coming Soon.” The building which curves nicely around an oak tree was explained in a separate post: Building intentionally designed around a beautiful oak tree (instead of removing it); energy efficient with Southern exposure means it can be heated with the same energy generated by a single light bulb. 

Isn’t wasn’t clear what form the metaphorical fig leaf will take, but it’s gonna have to be big.