VMAs or Zurich's New Sex Drive-In?

I’ll give you a quote and you guess whether this is from a story about last night’s VMAs or about the newly built sex drive-in which opened in Zurich this week. (Yes that really happened.) Ready?

“in little more than their underwear, and sometimes even less, with one woman dancing provocatively” – Answer

“she playfully bounced, popped and thrust…” – Answer

“One woman wiggled her naked behind…” – Answer

“‘I respect them,’ he said. ‘They do a great job…'” – Answer

“grabbed her crotch and dry-humped…” – Answer

“Television cameras, photographers and journalists jostled to get through the high fence-gate…” – Answer

“it’s good for business.” – Answer

Talk about blurred lines.