Wanted: Investigative Reporter, Must Supply Own Pipe

In response to Wanted: Investigative Reporter, Must Supply Own Tin-Foil Hat:

I think Lisa missed the key term in the job listing, “crack reporter.” You have to be smoking the white stuff if you consider applying for this gig.

Major new startup journalism project. Competitive salary, full benefits. Nonprofit progressive. Seeks crack reporters to uncover nexus of conservative power in Washington. Experience, skill valued and rewarded.