GREENACRES, Fla. -A Florida man was arrested for allegedly masturbating outside a woman’s home on three separate occasions in one day. The incident (or incidents) took place Wednesday in the 4900 block of Gladiator Circle in Greenacres when the woman says she looked out her window to see Melchisecdech Isoph (pictured above) pleasuring himself at three different times.
According to the report, the courtship began when Isoph was riding his bike near the woman’s house as she pulled up. She told police that he told her she had “a nice a**.” She ignored her new found admirer and proceeded inside her home. Moments later, she looked out her window, and in her own words, “saw him standing behind the bushes next to my house j***ing off.”
The woman told authorities that Isoph then got on his bike, rode off, but then returned, and in her own words, “went behind the bushes again and started j***ing off again.”
Then like a scene from Groundhog Day, Isoph, according to the woman, hopped on his bike, rode off, but returned once again as she was letting her dog out. The woman told investigators that her suitor asked her for some water but she declined and went inside, and in her own words, “when I looked out again, he was j***ing off again for the third time,.”
Isoph denies the claims, suggesting that he was simply urinating behind the bushes. He was taken to the Palm Beach County Jail.
It’s refreshing to know that in a world of texting and impersonal cyber romances, that good old fashioned chivalry is alive and well.
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